Why Do You Care So Much About Merlin Olsen Shirtless?

Seriously. That search term pops up in my stats ALL THE TIME. 

I went to seminary this morning. Pulled off a lesson that I took 15 minutes to prepare. Not that I’m bragging. It’s actually kind of embarrassing, how I can’t focus very well right now. It worked out, though. Those kids are amazing.

Then I went to the temple with my friend, Lynn. I had a really, really good experience there. 

Then we went to brunch.

Now I’m blogging.

Oh, I need to announce my reading! 

I’m reading!

Stake Arts Festival. Saturday, May 2, 2009; Lincoln Center Building; 4:30-5:00 PM. I get 15-18 minutes of that half-hour. Exciting stuff! 

See, life isn’t all sludgy tar acid rain deep-fried poop on a stick. What happened two days ago is in no way connected to any potential un/happiness in the rest of my life. At least it doesn’t have to be.

Oh, yeah. The rest of my songs on that list. Right. I’m on that. Fun music projects, yay!

Thank You, Friendies

So, I ended up submitting five pieces. I don’t know how many they’ll accept. If I get to read all of them, that’d be cool. If you want to read what I considered turning in, go back in the archives to January 30, 2009.

I won’t say what I actually turned in. Because maybe I might change my mind.

Thank all of you for your comments. It means so much to me, and I wouldn’t been able to make a decision without you. Thanks for saying what appealed to you and what affected you in various ways. You people are so different. How the heck are we even friends?

Reading should be fun. It’ll be in front of peers. Cohorts. Other writers. Like, writers who write for real. It’s less than a month away.

I’m kind of scared.