please don’t judge me

but i have the most enormous girl crush on cat deeley. wasn’t that adorable the way she talked to that little kid?

i’m forming a club. i know sarah’s in. anyone else? here are the officers:

president – invites guests for SYTYCD parties

vice president – coordinates refreshments for parties

secretary/historian – simulates a british accent and takes minutes and controls the dvr

treasurer – fundraises for stalking expeditions in britain and los angeles (pronounced “las ANgeleez”)

rotating spectator –¬†gets to say “cute dress!” first when cat walks on stage if s/he draws the long straw

ambassador to british reality show hosts – choreographs dances with other club members to dance in front cat deeley in public

please submit your applications and cover letters to the email address on the contact page. or, submit a video application with your authentic british accent impersonation to youtube.