No one’s going to get my response to a friend’s recent Facebook status.
Friend: Is it wrong that I want to put up my Christmas tree before I find our forks, knives, and spoons?
Me: The tree has to go up before the utinsels! Also, I love groaning and rolling my eyes at my own jokes.
And I just feel like I’m betraying myself to explain the wordplay between tinsel and utensils.
I’ve said too much already.
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No you haven’t. Nor will you, ever.
AND HOW ARE YOU MAKING IT SNOW?
The snow is something WordPress does every December. I can switch it off, but I quite like it.