Me, to a guy friend: Would any of your hot [distinguishing quality] friends be interested in going out?
Guy friend: They will have to ask their wives or [girlfriends]? There might be one though. Why who is asking?
Me: Just me. I haven’t been on a date in a while. 🙂
Guy friend: Well, we can fix that in a few weeks. This [sic] next two weeks are pretty intense.
Me: You’re a stud. Good luck with everything the next couple of weeks.
Now all I need to do is find someone to go out with in the meantime.