I might start a new series while I’m here at school. Because I’m nosy.

I’m in the computer lab a lot, and lots of interesting and ridiculous stuff goes on around me.

The following happened just yesterday. It feels like forever ago. I posted it as a facebook status:
A guy to my left in the computer lab to a girl behind me: do you know what an ambigram is? A word that looks the same upside down as it does right side up?
The girl: You mean like the word “radar”?
Guy: No. Girl: What is that again?
May: A palindrome.
The couple suddenly talks more quietly.
May, to herself: works like a charm.

Also, yesterday? A kid (early 20s) on a computer behind me was playing online poker, and he wasn’t my brother. Are we Mormon here? Anyone? Pretty awesome.

Today, I glance at the screen next to mine and the guy next to me is shopping for guns. Hand guns. Pistols.

Okay, Kids

I’m starting to speak up too much in my classes. This only means:

1. I usually have more than one comment in each 50-minute span

2. Each comment lasts more than two seconds.

Never mind once I open my mouth my mind goes blank, or I might have a formulated thought, but as the words run across the bottom of my mind’s eye like a news ticker, key words disappear and somehow I have to replace them, like Mad Libs, and I end up saying something like, “Short stories are sledding, and in my reading, I saw chickens frolic amidst the blah blah, and while they are condensed, they heighten cookies and enchiladas.” And then the whole class averts their eyes. It’s awkward.

I’m getting ready to take a midterm. From the study sheet:

Etiological function
Windward Passage
American Exceptionalism
King Philip’s War
Metaphysical Conceit
Salem Witch Trials
Imagined Communities

I need these terms not to disappear from my mind.

In other news, I have purchased my first international plane ticket. For August. To Australia.