I may be starting my mid-life crisis a bit early.
It all started at the end of September when I bought the black skinny jeans with the glitter. Yes, those. First, they were on sale. Second, they were in my size. Third, I had decided to give skinny jeans another chance. The ones I had tried on before were cut funny and they didn’t fit right, which means they didn’t look right. Jeans are such a tricky creature. But I tried them on at the H&M (34th Street between 5th and 6th Avenues) and I stepped out of the dressing room and asked one of the male employees how they looked on me, and he seemed apathetic enough to be honest. So I got them. I figured I could return them; what fun is the impulse-buy otherwise?
I kept them. Partly because I like the way they fit, and mostly because the feedback has been pretty positive.
Okay, so I was window shopping a few weeks ago and my eye caught a vest that I liked but not enough to ignore the price tag. Plus, they didn’t have my size. But I tucked the idea away in a convenient pocket of my mind to be on the lookout for a vest.
This past weekend I was online shopping, and I saw a vest. THE vest. Better than the one I saw a few weeks ago. It was on sale, and they had XS available. I ordered it, and I couldn’t believe how excited I was. Maybe I just thought it would be funny to have a vest like this. Maybe I thought I might be able to rock it. Because I’m just that vain.
So the vest arrived today. I tried it on, looked at myself in the mirror. And it kind of made me giddy. It’s so ridiculous, I love it. I mean, the thing is faux leather with zippers and snaps and a belt at the waist, AND a detachable hood that has a drawstring. When I tried it on, I did nothing but zip and unzip and snap and unsnap and cinch the hood around my face for at least five minutes.
I also put on my skinny jeans, then I laughed.
Then I did a photo shoot of myself.
Then I laughed some more. This was fun.
And, I’m keeping the vest. 10 years ahead of time.
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8 thoughts on “Continuing on the Theme of Self-Indulgence”
You’re rocking int girl! Carry on!
Um…I mean it. I do not know the meaning of “int”.
Umm…are you kidding me? You are so hot right now! I would use you as a model any day and I’m sure SS would too.
It’s the purple socks that make it so perfectly you.
Totally cute! Only cute little you could pull off this look! 🙂
Thanks, everyone! I kind of want to wear the vest all the time now…
%%Seeeee my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest%%