Tree Frog: I’m not stealing your thunder, right?
we really don’t have similar readers
except for [so-and-so and such-and-such]
me: oh man, of course not
what thunder, really
3:53 PM Tree Frog: your awesomeness
me: well, it’s not possible to steal that
3:54 PM Tree Frog: unfortunately
me: i do sell it, however
for a reasonable price
Tree Frog: yeah???
3:55 PM me: 3-oz bottles
3:56 PM 49.95 each
but if you call now
3:57 PM Tree Frog: yeah?
tell me more..
me: you can receive the 2nd bottle for free
you can use it for ANYTHING
3:58 PM from hanging out with friends
to motivational talks
to baking and cooking
to performing live
to being social
3:59 PM but wait!
Tree Frog: yes, yes…
me: if you act now
not only will you receive your 2nd bottle of May’s awesomeness for free
4:00 PM Tree Frog: yes… yes…
me: you’ll also get a lovely photo album of her
both in digital and book form
one for your coffee table
4:01 PM Tree Frog: hahaha
me: and another for your wallpaper and screen saver!
Tree Frog: awesome!!
me: operators are standing by, or go to maysawesomeness.com and order now!
I need money, people. Given my current situation (see previous annoyingly vague post), May’s Awesomeness might prove profitable.
What do you think?
(This chat was completely spontaneous, by the way. It would be … awesome to actually make a commercial from it. Lingos, anyone?)