So you know, there are these people who, no matter what, have to say something that one-ups everything someone else says. Your dad’s a lawyer? Well, my dad’s a lawyer AND a rocket scientist who won the Nobel Prize three times and donated the prize money to relief efforts of the past two natural disasters. AND he’s hot.
This past week, I let a friend know I was playing this game with her. I can’t even remember what she said first. Maybe it had something to do with her running, because she’s training for a marathon. And she’s doing a wonderful job, progressing quite nicely. Well, I don’t even know how my brain went there, but I scrambled, because I had to one-up her somehow, and I’m not doing anything really athletic right now but hey, it was random enough, and it might be enough for the win, so I declared:
I’m amazing. I look great naked.
Boo-yah.
A Little Thinking 
OH yeah? Well, well…..I look great naked and I can cook but I don’t have to because a ton of gorgeous guys are constantly banging down my door begging me for the privaledge not only to cook for me but to handfeed me too, do the dishes, and massage my feet! Every night! No….really!!! 🙂
Funny post. Thanks and Cheers!
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