What I’ll miss: Fort Tryon Park
If you’ve ever been, how can you not miss it? And the Cloisters? And the beautiful gardens in the spring and rockscapes and picnics on the green? And the quiet overlooks on the Hudson River at sunset? And the chicken you clucked a conversation with? What, that wasn’t you? It was me? It was me.
What I won’t miss: Those kids selling candy on the subway for their “basketball team”
I suppose they could be legit. Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please: those kids annoyed me, and I still won’t miss them.