“I want to ride my bicycle”

What I’ll miss: Bike Paths
West Side (except for the time I hit that one person’s hand)
East Side (though more pedestrian friendly)
Palisades (never once crashed, too scared)
9W (only biked once, but the turnaround point was an ice cream stand)
All over Brooklyn, Queens, the Bronx, Long Island

What I won’t miss: Crazed cyclists
ON YOUR LEFT! ON YOUR LEFT! MOVE OUT OF MY WAY! AAAAHHH!
Signal next time, before I hack your head off with my chain wheel!
Wee! Look at me cutting in front of traffic and heading off walkers as if I rule the streets!
See my awesome scars? I got this one while wrestling a bear that was wrestling a wolverine…