Bonding Chat

:)’s [full name] … vanderbilt

May
you’re totally marrying into southern money

2:01pm πŸ™‚
oh yes i am!
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2:02pm May
they totally need your persuasive ways down there

2:03pm
2:03pm:)
singles dinner at my house
2:05pm πŸ™‚
haha why?

2:06pm May
they’re convinced that theirs is the only way. and their ways are sometimes really bizarre and delusional

i already have plans today.

2:06pm
2:06pm πŸ™‚
yeah my dads ward

hmm

i think they could use me in the jello/cabbage part of the world

2:07pm May
them too

those worlds sometimes combine, and it’s a big jello and grits mess

2:08pm πŸ™‚
blehah

2:08pm May
just an idea. i know you have big plans for the world

2:09pm πŸ™‚
i do

2:10pm May
i’ll just wait for that, then

πŸ™‚
yeah well

no rush

2:11pm May
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no pressure

2:11pm πŸ™‚
the world is not yet ripw mwahaha

2:11pm May
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hee

2:11pm πŸ™‚
im going to be pretty chill

ruling the world

2:11pm May
i’ll be so thrilled

2:12pm πŸ™‚
mandatory i heart irony shirts for my staff

2:12pm May
i’m glad i already have mine. oh. am i staff?

2:13pm πŸ™‚
sure chief of…

wha do you want to be cheif of?

2:14pm May
oh, anything. subtleness. something

chief of small things

2:14pm πŸ™‚
i liek that

overlooking small people, skittles, paperclips and monoco

2:15pm May
PERFECT

2:16pm πŸ™‚
any any microbiology we have lying arounf

2:16pm May
very nice

i’m very excited

2:16pm πŸ™‚
me to

IT WILL BE

chill

2:18pm May
who’s in charge of reclining chairs?

2:18pm:)
[someone we know]

2:18pmMay
AWESOME

2:19pm πŸ™‚
ha g2g happy birthday

i mean eater

easter

2:19pmMay
you, too!

2:19pm πŸ™‚
yes thats it

πŸ™‚

2:20pm πŸ™‚ is offline.