I Have Decided When to Shave My Legs

First day of Spring, March 20, 2009.

I will need:

-fresh, new razors: it’s going to be a lot of hair, people
-shaving medium, like gel, foam, oil, or soap
-lots of water for rinsing
-clean hair catch in the tub drain, so I don’t clog the building’s plumbing
-lotion, for my newly smooth legs, plus I have dry skin
-calf raises and other exercises, for extra sexiness

Oh. In other news, a second boy from speed dating contacted me. He also gave me his number, but I gave him my number back. At least he emailed. That’s two brave boys, people.

A little discussion.

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