Some Things I Will Probably Always Hate

~ When undoing the secret button in my trousers takes WAY TOO LONG when I really need to use the bathroom

~ When the secret button in my trousers pops off from too many fiddlings during bathroom emergencies

~ The secret button in my trousers

~ When the waist of my pants catches the toilet seat as I stand up and lifts it and drops it to the porcelain bowl in a loud CLANG; public and private bathrooms, it doesn’t matter

~ That Fergie song (I’m not about to upload that one to torture you)

~ Dry elbows; moisturize, people

~ When the printer tray clearly holds the entire 500-sheet ream, but people only refill the tray with the 7 sheets they need and leave the partially opened paper pack on the counter. Seriously.