I would like to see that on a t-shirt, if it isn’t already.
The double entendre is pretty clever:
My first kiss isn’t your first kiss; or
my first kiss isn’t for you.
The t-shirt wouldn’t actually apply to me, as my first kiss is lost somewhere in the distant past. I did like the guy. It wasn’t necessarily a waste.
Women who have only kissed the men they’ve married do exist. Wow.
A good friend of mine has only kissed two men in her life: an ex-boyfriend and her husband.
How do they do that? Interesting.
It’s not that I’ve been extremely liberal with my kisses, but I could have definitely withheld on most of these:
PL
JB
D (how embarrassing I don’t know his last name)
MB
SB
CH
JH (should have never happened)
KP
Yeah, that easily could reduce to the first two and MB (the ex-fiance), although CH did ask nicely before he leaned in. He kissed weirdly. I can’t even describe it. And he decided to do it while we were watching that mock superhero movie with Jeanine Garafalo and the bowling-ball powers. Or, it might have been during serial Wallace and Gromit. The details are blurry.
PL – high school. I’m sure high school friends can figure that one out. That’s the only hint they get.
JB – during college.
D – college. While visiting with some friends during Thanksgiving, I went to a party. Saw this cute guy. Easy as that.
MB – I broke this guy’s heart. I can only hope he’s all sorts of happy now.
SB – This was an internet date. Yep.
JH – I let friendship boundaries get blurry. He and I haven’t talked in about 3 years.
KP – Another internet date. I can’t exactly endorse internet dating, at least for myself.
What about now? I think I can only kiss a guy if we’re exclusively dating. And such exclusivity should come slowly. That’s perfectly fine with me.
February 13, 2007 at 8:03 pm
Wasn’t it Valentine’s Day that I went and saw you perform a few years ago? That was one of the best things I’ve ever done on V-Day.
Hmmm, PL. PL…..PL. I can only think of one person in high school who’s initials were PL, but my memory of names and faces is getting foggy. If it’s the same PL I’m thinking of, wow! I don’t think I was ever privy to this knowledge and all I can say is, Go May! If it’s the same PL, he sure had a great smile and an infectious laugh. I still remember both quite clearly. There were a lot of really sweet boys in our classes, weren’t there? Remember Louis Manz? I always adored him (in a strictly platonic way of course). He and Liz ragging on each other in Physics class was oh so entertaining. And Liz’s Mr., Cedric, he was a sweetie too.
If I’m not the friend you’re referring to who’s only kissed one person other than her husband, you have two friends in that category. Hey, Joe and I met when we were 18, I didn’t have much time to cultivate my kissing career!
February 14, 2007 at 5:38 am
PL happened during sophomore year. Seems gossip didn’t travel across the room in Mrs. Stotler’s class. The relationship didn’t last that long anyway. We’re still friends, though.
You’ve been kissing the same guy for 12 years? I’d say that’s quite the career. If I only could say as much …
Wow, I guess it was V-Day, the concert at JU. One of the nicest V-Day surprises I’ve ever received, seeing you on the front row. 2002, girl.
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